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Wildlife and Other Critters

Posted by Sue on July 28, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Remember O.C.? Her name has now been officially changed to “Cleo – Queen of the Raccoon Hunters”, but she’ll still answer to just “Cleo”. The appointment has been made. In a couple of weeks she’ll be de-clawed. She’s going to be an I.C.! Hubby gave the ‘command’ this morning to make the appointment. Oh, and […]

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Soul Mate

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

A milestone went by and I forgot to mention it, or if I mentioned it I didn’t give it enough credit. Earlier this month Hubby and I celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. That’s the ‘official’ anniversary, although we actually consider a year earlier when we got together to be our ‘real’ anniversary. It wasn’t a […]

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Just a Thought…

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

D’ya suppose if any of my in-laws were to find this blog they’d quit talking to me? A girl can dream, can’t she? BAD girl, BAD girl. Mwaaaa haaaa haaa.

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Dear Co-worker

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I’m confused. Isn’t that thing sitting on your desk a computer? Isn’t it in your office? Isn’t it connected to the same internet as my computer? Don’t you have the same operating system? The same software? The same monitor? Then why do you have to use my computer when I’m not here? Dumbass. (A word […]

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Make It STOP!

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

“Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I truly want to be e e…” Get it out, get it out NOW!

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You Can’t Kill ‘Em III

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I am an only child. When I was a child, that bothered me some. Now I have to admit I’m grateful. Occasionally I look around at our four children and wonder, “What have I done to you?” I wonder if I’ve burdened them with guilt trips and heartaches to last a lifetime. I wonder if […]

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Can I Get A Little Love Here?

Posted by Sue on July 27, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Hubby spent the evening at a Combine Clinic. Yeah. It’s every bit as exciting as it sounds. A bunch of guys go to the local “big green machine” farm equipment store and learn how to run their combines. Oh, okay, I don’t know. They already know how to run them… I think it’s just an […]

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A Little Anal

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Don’t get me wrong… I love the guy. He’s funny, sweet, basically pretty naive and innocent, and he loves my daughter. Yeah, I’m talking about my new SIL. He’s a truly good guy… but he’s a little anal. Yeah. Really. You have to understand, he comes by it naturally. I don’t know his family well, […]

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They Got This One Right!

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

You Know You’re From Iowa When… Vacation means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland Down South to you means Missouri You have no problem spelling or pronouncing “Des Moines” You know the answer to the question, :”Is this Heaven?” You know where all the Yoders live (or Andersons, or Van den Bergs) You […]

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You Can’t Kill ‘Em Part II

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Once upon a time, there were a BIL and a SIL who had two boy monsters creatures flying monkeys children that were the most horrid evil wild precious children on the face of the planet. Just ask them. They’ll tell you. There were days that went from sunup to sundown when voices wouldn’t be raised […]

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