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A Little Anal

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Don’t get me wrong… I love the guy. He’s funny, sweet, basically pretty naive and innocent, and he loves my daughter. Yeah, I’m talking about my new SIL. He’s a truly good guy… but he’s a little anal. Yeah. Really. You have to understand, he comes by it naturally. I don’t know his family well, […]

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They Got This One Right!

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

You Know You’re From Iowa When… Vacation means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland Down South to you means Missouri You have no problem spelling or pronouncing “Des Moines” You know the answer to the question, :”Is this Heaven?” You know where all the Yoders live (or Andersons, or Van den Bergs) You […]

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You Can’t Kill ‘Em Part II

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Once upon a time, there were a BIL and a SIL who had two boy monsters creatures flying monkeys children that were the most horrid evil wild precious children on the face of the planet. Just ask them. They’ll tell you. There were days that went from sunup to sundown when voices wouldn’t be raised […]

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Do You Want…?

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

My best friend calls me on the phone this morning on my way to work. BF: Do you want a cat? Me: Nooooooooo BF: I was out walking this morning and it was in the ditch crying. Me: I’ve reached my limit BF: It followed me home BF: It’s a nice kitty. It purrs when […]

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A Bowl of Cereal Would Have Sufficed

Posted by Sue on July 26, 2005 in Uncategorized |

At the butt-crack of dawn this morning (my family’s colorful description of early morning that came from ???) Hubby sat up in bed, leaned over and flipped on the back porch/deck light sufficiently blinding me in my even-though-I-may-look-like-I’m-awake-and-my-eyes-are-open-a-wee-bit-but-technically-I’m-NOT state, I said, “HEY!” Hubby – (flipping light off) “There are four racoons on the porch!” He […]

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