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A Lazy Sack of Feces

Posted by Sue on September 4, 2005 in Uncategorized |

That would be me. After the 3 a.m. bedtime, the 7 a.m. wake-up was a tad too early. We all stumbled out to find my sons’ girlfriends’ dad still sitting in a lawnchair next to the burned-out fire. Suspicious that he’d spent the night there, he claimed he hadn’t – but I noticed the bottle […]

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ANNOUNCING….

Posted by Sue on September 4, 2005 in Uncategorized |

My son has got to have nerves of steel. He can be the coolest kid under pressure you ever saw in your life. This last official season track stock car race was for all the marbles. There were four points between him and the number two guy. Four. Most races there were 30 points difference […]

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God’s Gonna Strike Me Down

Posted by Sue on September 4, 2005 in Uncategorized |

The following words may never pass my lips again. MIL was actually good this weekend. I’m suspicious. Which one of you talked to her? Which one of you told her to chill? Who spilled the beans that we were tired of all the incessant chatter and the OCD? Who? Someone had to. She wasn’t herself. […]

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