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Oh My Achin’ Back

Posted by Sue on November 22, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I have cleaned more today than I have cleaned this house in the year and a half that we have lived here. Hubby can’t believe all the garbage he has hauled out to the dumpster. I can’t believe the lengths I have gone to when it is just family coming. I have truly outdone myself. […]

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Does Anyone Have a Kleenex?

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

A co-worker and his wife went to a large retail place to get a few things they needed to prepare Thanksgiving dinner for their families. As they are checking out, the cashier starts hacking her lungs out. Wife: Are you okay? Cashier: Yeah, I went to the doctor. I have pneumonia. Wife: Are you taking […]

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Tagged!

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Grumpy Bunny got me with this meme (I’m a little late…) 1.) Do you use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning? Nope. I have two shih tzu puppies that have an uncanny sense of morning… even when it’s not yet. 2.) What time do you set it for? They usually go off […]

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Dear Co-Workers

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I’ve taken it upon myself to send you all an e-mail detailing my complete and utter irritation with you at this point in time. Why? Because today I received my third client call this fall. Three doesn’t sound like much, except I’m not supposed to receive one. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch. I don’t talk to […]

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There Needs to be a Law

Posted by Sue on November 20, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I apologize to any of you who are good lawyers. I realize there really is such a thing. I actualy know one or two. Unfortunately, more often than not we hear the bad stories… we’ve heard what poor Livey has gone through with all her troubles, and now it’s hit closer to home. Youngest son, […]

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Because You WERE Wondering

Posted by Sue on November 20, 2005 in Uncategorized |

…about the party. I heard you mumbling to yourself as you clicked onto the site. What? No update yet? Has she even gotten HOME from this party? Maybe she was kidnapped and they forced her to eat gizzards and rocky-mountain-oysters and chug beer until she puked! D’you suppose?? Almost. We were one of the first […]

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Discomfort 101

Posted by Sue on November 18, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Hubby has a friend. If you’ve read The Dark Maddness recently, it’s the friend I spoke of there. Yeah. Him. He’s not a real close friend, but what I would call a close associate. Once a month or so, he has a party in his shop and it’s a drop in type thing. Because he […]

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Friday Flashback

Posted by Sue on November 18, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Originally Post November 11, 2004 Turkey Time To most of you this means it’s nearing Thanksgiving. To me, this means a little different thing. Our company distributes free turkey’s to all of their customers who spent x-amount of dollars with the company this year. So, actually, it’s not ‘free’ free, but it’s a nice gesture. […]

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The Sound of Silence

Posted by Sue on November 18, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Not what you think. I’ve been having strangeness with my vehicle. I’ll be driving down the road and suddenly all the electrical stuff in the truck will stop. Immediately. This includes the engine, all power “stuff” like brakes and steering, lights, flashers, turn signals… you name it. Very akward if you have just passed a […]

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The Happy Dance Will Now Commence

Posted by Sue on November 16, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I just got a phone call. Youngest daughter will be able to come for TWO WHOLE DAYS over Thanksgiving. The Gods are smiling! WHOOT!!!

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