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Does Anyone Have a Kleenex?

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

A co-worker and his wife went to a large retail place to get a few things they needed to prepare Thanksgiving dinner for their families. As they are checking out, the cashier starts hacking her lungs out. Wife: Are you okay? Cashier: Yeah, I went to the doctor. I have pneumonia. Wife: Are you taking […]

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Tagged!

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

Grumpy Bunny got me with this meme (I’m a little late…) 1.) Do you use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning? Nope. I have two shih tzu puppies that have an uncanny sense of morning… even when it’s not yet. 2.) What time do you set it for? They usually go off […]

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Dear Co-Workers

Posted by Sue on November 21, 2005 in Uncategorized |

I’ve taken it upon myself to send you all an e-mail detailing my complete and utter irritation with you at this point in time. Why? Because today I received my third client call this fall. Three doesn’t sound like much, except I’m not supposed to receive one. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch. I don’t talk to […]

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