Just because you are a man does not mean you are incapable of picking up a dust rag and cleaning our work space. I realize I usually do the dusting and I apologize for being incredibly busy lately and therefor have not gotten the dusting done. However, this does not mean when you get to the point where you throw the rag around your desk a bit, spritzing more dusting spray on the surfaces than the rooftops of the desert need, you ignore my side of the room.
Oh, and the bathroom? It could use a good scouring.
P.S. You missed a spot…. or three.
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