Just For Fun – The Name Meme

Stole this from Dave. It has been awhile since I just did something 'fun' on here… 


2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father’s middle names)
Ruth Ray (hrm…)

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother’s dad; father’s dad)
Walter John (ha… I could win races with that name!)

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)
Snysu (sounds like a disease)

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Cat (sounds more like an energy drink…)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born)
Elaine Keokuk  (oh, now, that's just awful)

7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fav drink, add ‘the’ to the beginning)
The Green Pepsi (bah)

8. FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name)
Suer (….?)

9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet’s name, current street name)
Benny X  (that would work!… oh, wait… I need some "Jets"…)

10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on)
Toby Marion (I see no sex appeal in that name at ALL)

11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle)
Susizzle (…sounds like a popcycle flavor)

12. IRAQI NAME (second letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name)
Uyelander (…a planet in outer space, more likely)

13. GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Benny (…makes me think I'm a 300lb black man)

14. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, favorite candy)
Sensual Chocolate (somehow "Hershey" just didn't sound as good…)

Your turn!

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7 thoughts on “Just For Fun – The Name Meme”

  1. Don’t feel too badly, my porn name would be Polly 9th.
    Stripper name – Inspiration Fuzzy Peach.
    Not cool.

  2. Sue..I can\’t stop laughing!

    I love your comments as much as your crazy names..but yours are nothing compared to mine!

    How about these?

    Porn name: Samantha Palmetto

    Stripper name: Shalimar Heath Bar

    And let\’s not forget my gangsta name..Jaizzle


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