Okay, I admit it isn’t quite this bad around here… there is still a little green, but for the most part winter in the midwest without snow is brown. Dull, gray, lifeless, bo-ring. It is going to be 50-something degrees today and a possible record-breaking upper 50’s on Friday. This is December. This is Christmas. This is the time of year we want to be a foot deep in it.
I was so happy because the ground was frozen solid and the “busy” part of my job was over for the winter. Then I found out today that because of the almost inch of rain we got yesterday, and the warmth, that the frost has gone out of the ground and they are back to soil sampling again. Arrrggghhh! Nooooo! Not now! Not so close to Christmas! Crap.
That lump of misery you see pooling in the corner would be me.